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hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg

“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme

broadway-is-my-home:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

are you satan

yellowbrickrose:

you clever boy

and

positivelysmashing:

touchpen:

saintjesusvonrustle:

maamsugarswipe:

tribalgirlmanifesto:

ashlbnn:

hiphopfightsplaque:

boomvagynamite:

hiphopfightsplaque:

leonardodiretardo:

tommilsom:

You can not be serious

Fuck

please.

can we ruin his life please

Uggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I am about ready to destroy everything he loves.

ETA: I just checked his witheringly terrible instagram account and he has put up his business address. So I guess we could ruin it a little by making use of that address?

welp.

don’t be a racist misogynistic asshole and post your personal information on the interwebz

^^^^^^

He can’t get away with this.

See, things like ^ that. It’s just… too far.

Ya dun goofed, kid, the consequences will never be the same.

“that is going too far”

jesus fucking christ tumblr you piece of shit if you really think attacking someone for a stupid racist joke they made is ok then you are all pieces of shit who deserve a huge hammer up their asses.

While I’m not with the attacking IRL because that would scare the crap out of me if it were done to me, white people, GO. AWAY.
You don’t get to tell us how we get to express our outrage. In fact, instead of expecting us to be the bigger people, HANDLE YOUR PEOPLE. Don’t look at us like we’re not supposed to get mad; wanna play the white savior, do it at home first.

are you 4chan

house phone rings
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
house phone stops

awillowleaf:

Hey, I finished something.